How to Pretend You Watched the Oscars (2013 Edition)

 A 10 Step Guide

 

The Oscars weren't really that great this year. At least, I'm saying that they weren't, and so is this writer, and this writer, and this writer, though this writer liked them so who knows.

Regardless of how you felt about them (or more specifically, regardless of how you felt/feel about Seth MacFarlane) the Oscars happened and people are talking about them. Don't feel left out, here's all you need to know!

Jennifer Garner is Pregnant!

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are expecting a 3rd baby! Their new child will join Violet, who is 5, and Seraphina, who is 2. Garner and Affleck have been married since June of 2005.

We'll have to wait and see if it's another girl or not. During an appearance on 'The Ellen Degeneres Show' Affleck memorably said that he never got to be right in his house, because he was always outvoted by the women.

"Yes, I have three women in the house."-Affleck

"And how's that?"-Degeneres

"Well...I get to be wrong three times a day!"-Affleck